Spencer and Fleetwood Offensive Office Stationery

Guaranteed to make a statement at the office! Stylish high quality ball point pens each with a deeply offensive message embossed on the side. Each pack contains five pens with the following messages:

1. Actually just f**k off.
2. Hands off my pen pr*ck.
3. I wish I could f***ing spell.
4. Property of C***y McF***face.
5. These dull f***ers think I'm working.